If you're just joining us at HOB...

As you can see this blog is split up into a few sections the main two being “somewhere between the city” “and the sea”

Like the very simple format of this blog my life also consists of two major pieces: my fast paced life in Surry Hills, Sydney (somewhere between the city) and my home town of Noosa (and the sea).

This blog is essentially about my life traveling in between what I consider to be two of the most incredible places in the world.

In Noosa I’m just your typical small town girl who loves to hang out at the local farmers market or go surfing with dad. Unfortunately there wasn’t much to write about when I lived in Noosa apart from long lazy afternoons at the beach and the occasional high school peer getting knocked up by some sandy haired grom.

So when I was 17 I packed up my havaianas, extensive collection of bikinis and pretty dresses and headed to the big city in search of a better story to tell. My dream came true when I found myself a room to rent on my beloved Bourke Street, hence the name Heaven On Bourke ;)

You will find that most of the cheeky little stories you read here take place in or around The Dirthouse with a few amazing women I like to refer to as The Dirthouse Queens.

I came to Sydney knowing one person who quickly got very sick of me always hanging around. So I branched out, wiggling my way into many different social circles with my disgustingly dry sense of humor and blatant ignorance for city life. Already I’ve met some pretty interesting characters most of which you can read about somewhere on this blog. From super wealthy business men to starving socialites I have found myself in some very interesting situations to say the least.

So I know right you’re probably thinking yeah, yeah small town girl moves to the big city I’ve heard it all before and you’re right but I can promise you this…HOB is anything but cliché.

Since I was a young girl I’ve taken sick pleasure in discussing the topics that most people shy away from, usually something to do with body hair or masturbation. I think at the end of the day we all have to deal with enough bullshit as consumers so the way I see it is why would I want contribute to your already very full plate of shit?

What I can contribute to cyber space is this: some easy reading (fuck is the only word I know how to spell correctly, the rest is just a bit of a gamble with my online dictionary), a few pictures here and there (I appologise in advance for the terrible quality of most of them) and a compeletly chilled place for you to escape from your reality into the lives of girls who chances are, are just like you. So pour yourself a drink of water in a wine glass (because thats what fancy people do) and enjoy delving into the pages of my life ;) 

*If you’re a man and you’re reading this I’m sorry for the generalisation in the final paragraph, for your trouble please find some pornography located on page 5…of your manual on how not to be a pervert, you will find no porn here!