Luna Beads - The Essential Fitness Tool for Your Vagina!

Oh the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

I flash Queen L the picture above.

'What is that?' she asks

'Luna Beads' I exclaim

'For up your butt?'

'No, It's like weight training for your vagina - you pop it up like a tampon and just by holding it in there you're strengthening your pelvic floor essentially making your va jay jay stronger and feel tighter.'

'Can't you just do that with tampon when it's full of blood?'

I look at her blankly

'You are fucking disgusting'.

When it comes to introducing customers to Luna Beads, women are more clueless about their purpose than Queen L at a deportment class.

Although some women admit to feeling aroused when using Luna Beads or other types of 'vaginal weights', the sole purpose of these little balls are more practical than they are perverse.

What you need to know about Luna Beads:

• Originally known as Ben Wa Balls or Geisha Balls
• Luna Beads are the new and improved version from Lelo 
• Like weight training for the vagina - start off light and gradually increase the weight
• Strengthen the vagina wall and PC muscles 
• In layman's terms it makes you stronger and tighter down there
• Increases the intensity of your orgasm

We spend hundreds of dollars a year on gym memberships and bootcamp classes to make sure our bodies are always in peak physical condition but when was the last time you exercised your vagina? - and I don't mean in that way ;)

The best part about using Luna Beads to work out is that you don't really have to do anything at all. You just pop one up and go about your daily routine. The lighter ones are good to wear almost anywhere, from grocery shopping to running errands. For a full body work out you can even wear them during your yoga/Pilates class!

Luna Beads are perfect for:

• After child birth
• Before childbirth 
• To prevent bladder problems in the future
• Women of all ages who want to have a strong healthy pelvic floor and increase their sexual responsiveness

Luna Beads from Lelo (pictured below) are probably the most recognised form of kegal exercise balls. They will do the trick when it comes to strengthening your pelvic floor...

 However these new Ami kegal balls from Je Joue (pictured below) feel a lot smoother, are easier to clean and are more cost effective in the long run. Why are they a bargain? Because you get three completely different weights in one set whereas with the Luna Beads you only get two weights.

Cost -

Anywhere from AUS $59.00 - $100 depending on the set

The perfect Christmas gift for:

• Your fitness obsessed BFF
• Your sister
• Your cool mum
• Yourself

On a final note, In Queen L's defence when I first started working at the toy store I thought that these kegal beads were for butt play (fancy phrase for anal) too. While it probably wouldn't hurt to put them up there, Luna Beads really aren't designed to stick up your toosh as the withdrawal string isn't sturdy enough.

Anyway more about that area of the body on a later date ;)

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...