I’m going to use that metaphor, I am, here
it is I’m doing it I’m doing it…
For a girl in her 20s life is like a
rollercoaster
There’s the magnificent highs –
- Dating that incredible guy
- Getting into exclusive parties
- Scoring that awesome job
- Doing whatever the hell you want, when you want...kind of.
Then come the unavoidable lows -
Like...
- Finding out that incredible guy is a snap chatting cheating bastard
- Getting kicked out of exclusive parties and giving yourself a bit of a bad rep because you don’t know how to drink Patron responsibly
- Realising your first awesome job is as glamourous as changing bin liners and screening phone calls
And then there is the grey area in between
which many people fail to realise adds to the motion sickness (note: you are
highly likely to ask yourself these questions at least once in your 20s).
- How the fuck does one even get into exclusive parties?
- Where is this job taking me apart from the post office to buy stamps?
Life as a 20-something is the crème de la crème of
rollercoasters but the beauty of that is for every drop in the path, there is
usually a rise to the top on the other side.
While I’m doing my best to relate to the
rest of my peers may I also draw your attention to the 5 thoughts that go
through a 20 something year old girls head on a daily, if not hourly basis:
- Am I going to make it?
- Why won’t he text me?
- How come skinny bitches get so many followers on Instagram?
- Why can’t I stop eating bad food?
- I’m hungry.
I'm thinking 4, 5 & 1 right now - Am I going to make it...to the fridge in time?
So in celebration of the all the 20-somethings out there here are some pictures from the week of which I have failed to blog due to malfunctions with my rollercoaster...I feel like that bitch has carked it at the bottom and I need a hot maintenance man to get my ride back up and running.
Speaking of hot men and fast rides...
Speaking of hot men and fast rides...
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