The Countdown Begins...

Helllllllo lovers, supporters, creepers and mum and dad (thanks for still tuning in)

The sun is shining like a Tiffany diamond and I have some very exciting news to announce!

On Friday I had a pair of Jimmy Choos stuffed in my bag and exactly four weeks from now I will be leaving the Dirthouse to jet set across the world (hell yeah)

Where, where, where?

Well it appears that there are a few big cities on the agenda. 

First stop, London where shopping, wining, dining and wining are on the top of my to-do list.

Next up Bonjour Paris! I’m thinking Le Crazy Horse, views from the Four Seasons and a little lingerie research for work at Galeries La Feyette.

If there’s time for a stop over on the way to our final destination I may say ciao to parts of Italia and schmooze with the locals.

Last but not least iconic, majestic New York, New York! Four words. Sex and the City. 

I’m ecstatic! 

Get ready for Heaven on Bourke’s bespoke no bull tour of London, Paris, New York & Beyond.

But first something the top jet setting bloggers don’t tell you. I’ve gained a cool 5 kg over the miserable Sydney Winter and I am shit scared of long haul flights.

Should be a tres interesting four week prep before I go. 

I’m on a strict Paleo Prestige regime. Nothing tastes as good as real French pastries feel hitting the sides of my stomach. Saving all my happiness for you holidays. For now it’s chicken and veg all the way.

And the flight, well there’s only one way to get there so why not go business class. Why not? Because that shit's expensive, so I'm afraid its economy for me. Yay :|

Stay tuned for more blog posts – I’ve been absolutely shit house in the past few weeks. 

A little paleo and a little beauty and life advice from some of my favourite bloggers to prepare me for a super long flight.

Here’s to 24 in the air, 5 off my ass and 100 glasses of champagne overseas.

The count down begins...