Tuesday, 24 February 2015

MAN MUSINGS: Hot Dudes Reading


The Internet is a weird and wonderful place of which 50% is porn. Another 10% is also porn but not your traditional busty blonde meets well-endowed beef cake type.

Introducing 'Hot Dudes Reading'


 @hotdudesreading is an Instagram account with over 360K followers.

When Miss B tagged me in a post with love heart emoji eyes I knew I was about to be introduced to something revolutionary.

Real men commuting to work not mesmerised by their phones. So what are they doing if they aren’t tormenting some poor woman via text or scrolling through their ex girlfriends instagram account?

They’re reading…

…books. 

If you didn’t feel a deep surge in your loins then you should. Men reading books is the new erotica for women. 

The only thing better than the photos are the captions created by an anonymous group of New Yorkers who I can only assume are a hilarious, witty, honest group of women. 

"Spotted this scruffy prince on his morning commute. Probably to sculpture class. I'm sure he's reading a collection of post-war Russian short stories, but really thinking of how he made love to his French girlfriend this morning and the gluten-free toast they shared."

"Check out this Brooklyn-bound boss' material. Maybe he's an aspiring actor/writer/producer/director/nudist looking for tips. Doesn't matter, I love a man getting in touch with his feminine side. When will he get in touch with mine? Just kidding #notthatkindofgirl

Ladies of the NYC underground you took the words right out of my mouth! 


There is not one dapper-gent-alone-in-a-café-reading-the-Sunday-paper that I don’t stop and gawk at on the way to brunch. There’s something so sophisticated and sexy about a man who can sit comfortably in his own company immersed in current affairs opposed to the cold digital world the majority of us choose to consume ourselves in. 

As for the men featured on @hotdudesreading Instagram...you're intelligent, you're real and although you'll probably never see this (because you're too busy reading Dickens) I'd just like to say...

Thank you for your 10% contribution to the internet...

I really, really appreciate it ;)

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

The Lingerie Diaries: A French Designer, an Italian Supplier, a bag of Loubs and a Latex Stocking


It’s not everyday that you’re asked to lube up your own leg in the name of research, however in my line of work outrageous requests are almost included in the position description. 

It’s Wednesday morning and I’m responding to an enquiry from a man wanting to try on corsets, when Maple HQ’s French designer approaches my desk with a black shiny thing concealed in plastic casing. 


He unfolds the glossy latex strip and places it in front of me.


"Can you please try?” He asks handing me a bottle of silicone lubricant.


With a penchant for pretty naughty things I'm happy to be the go-to girl for trying on new product however i'd be lying if I said latex wasn't a new concept to me. 


“You want me to try the latex or the lube?” I ask.


“You must put the lubricant on your leg first then the latex, this is our first sample I need to see on the body.”


Okie dokey then.


I slip off my left heel, scrunch up the glossy stocking and put the cool latex over my feet, it pulls on my skin immediately. 


Ah that’s why you need the lubricant.


Next minute our resident Italian is having a heated argument with a supplier, the receptionist is signing for a delivery of lacey suspenders and here I am in the middle of the open plan office lubing up my left leg like I’m basting a big ass turkey. 


The latex finally slides up my skin sucking in everything in sight and before I know it I have a swarm of people around me touching and pulling at my left leg. 


The boss calls for more lubricant to polish the outside of the latex and suddenly I’m being rubbed down like a sumo wrestler before a big fight. 


I feel like the bionic woman, powerful, sexy….invincible. That’s until I lean forward to pick up a bag of Louboutins that are lying in the path of destruction and…


SNAPPPPPPP!


Show. Over. 

Despite breaking the only sample we had, I did have a smile on my face all day.  Did you know silicone lubricant is not only great for shower sex but works just as well as a moisturiser?


All in a days work I tell you.


Paige x



Tuesday, 10 February 2015

My Clear Skin Routine Featuring Fiji

There’s nothing more frustrating than having bad skin. Growing up I was hit with the acne stick, which meant while other girls were flaunting their spotless selfies I was sitting at home on the family PC painstakingly erasing every blemish with Microsoft Paint. 

I tried everything to clear my skin…even Proactiv. The thing with Proactiv is that sooner or later you'll discover the writing is written on the towels. Yes, every single one of my mothers fluffy towels became covered in bleach coloured patches and the colour of my foundation went from warm beige to Michael Jackson Ivory.

Ermmm…not good!

Although I’ve now out grown my worst skin stage my skin is still far from perfect. However in the last 6 months I’ve found something that actually WORKS for me. 

You all know that I’m no beauty expert, however, when a product gives you the confidence to rock bare skin in front of a boy you really like I consider that newsworthy.

Yes after years of doing the wake up and make up routine, this new skin care regime finally helped me to relax, banish the pimples and the insecurity...


So what the hell is this bloody great skin care regime? Well step this way pretty lady…

First might I say it actually helps to have a skincare regime. When I first moved out of home I fed my face with whatever I could afford, it wasn't until I invested the time and little extra money into a daily routine that I started noticing a big difference.

My Skin Diet



Dolce & Gabbana shades: less squinting means less wrinkles in the long run. Bare Minerals liquid foundation from Mecca (more about this later) Aloe Vera Gel smooths and softens after fun in the sun. Last but not least may I introduce to you the Skinstitut skincare range...my little miracle workers.

I envy those girls who can simply wake up splash their face with water, apply some vegan moisturiser and go. To keep my skin under control I need a cleanser with a little more kick but not so much that it bleaches my face. You know what I'm talking about?

Step 1. Skinstitut L-Lactic Cleanser. It's still got all the good stuff your skin craves (goji berry, seaweed, vitamin B & E) but with the safe amount of L-Lactic acid to banish those blemishes. This cleanser is perfect to use daily!


Hot Tip: Alternate your face wash routine with a gentle cleanser (above) and a tough scrub. This glycolic scrub below is amazing for unblocking pores and deep exfoliation. It is also perfect for acne prone skin. Warning: Do not use everyday! Even the best scrub will quickly dry out your skin which can result in further breakouts.



Step 2. Moisturise! To the dismay of some beauty experts I just skipped 500 steps. Honestly after years of trying EVERYTHING I think that unless you're getting a professional facial (um heaven) then it is not necessary to put a billion tubes of crap on your face. Toners, peels, you name it will just strip your face of all it's natural oils, save yourself some money and simply stick to the essentials.

A good moisturiser is essential. For my skin type I opt for the Skinstitut dry skin moisturiser. It's smooth and creamy but not too thick which means that it won't clog your pores.


Added extras: Age Defence SPF 50+ no excuses, if you want to keep your skin looks fresh and fabulous for years to come you must use some type of sunscreen. Rejuvenate Serum your after sun lover helps to smooth and hydrate your skin after a big day at the beach.

The best thing: All Skinstitut products are 3 for $99 so you can finally afford quality skincare for a fraction of the price of other brands.


Make up! I once left a thick layer of L'Oreal foundation on for 2 days...2 days!! I had just started seeing this really gorgeous gent and was too afraid to let him see me bare faced. On the night of the second day I could feel every congested pore and every pimple, it hurt to move my face! If you've ever had bad skin you'll understand the mountain of anxiety that comes with it.

I'm telling you right now if you want to improve the condition of your skin you need to stop covering it with crap. When I was in Paris I discovered this liquid foundation by Bare Minerals. The best thing about it is that it goes on and dries like a light mineral power but it gives the coverage of a great liquid foundation. Perfect for concealing acne scars and redness and at the same time letting your skin breathe. Sydney ladies you can purchase this for only $38 at your closest Mecca store, I get mine from Mecca Bondi Junction and they even match your skin colour for free!


Last but not least...water. It's a no brainer really. Drink and glow bombshells, drink and glow!


Ok now I'm ready for my close up...


To me my skin in this picture is mind-blowing. Yes I'm wearing a thin layer of Bare Minerals foundation and if you look close enough you can still spot the little bumps on my forehead, however I couldn't be happier with the results I've experienced over the last 6 months.

The best bit was when I went to the dermatologist to get more Skinstitut cleanser last week.
I put a big bottle of the scrub on the counter and contemplated getting a second bottle while I was there in case of emergency and then the lovely lady behind the counter stopped me. 

"Is this for your skin?" she asked kindly.

"Ah, yes" I said feeling self conscious about the fact that I had no make-up on and was quite red and sweaty from my run.

"I need whatever cleanser is good for acne prone skin." I added quietly to ensure no one else could near me. 

She looked at my face and shook her head. 

"But you don't have any acne, you have lovely skin" she said reaching for a less potent product.

Strangely I was overcome with emotion. Unlike some of my beautiful friends, no one has ever told me that I have good skin. It has always been obvious that I struggled with breakouts and those days that they didn't stare a little too long at my forehead were good days for me. 

Now people comment on my complexion and although my instinct is to still put my hand up to my face to cover my chin, I know all that insecurity is slowly fading away. 

Just because this skin care routine worked for me doesn't mean it will work for you, but take it from a girl who's been in your shoes and tried everything...this might be exactly what you've been praying for. It was for me.


Check it out for yourself: www.skinstitut.com 


Paige x

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Bulla Bombshells! Welcome to Fiji...



When Mr P.S asked me if I’d like to escape for the long weekend I thought he was referring to a few bottles of wine and a menu-log-athon. Shame on me for thinking that ‘take-you-away’ meant ‘take-away’.

“What could be better than Oriental Healthy thai curry and steamed dumplings?” I emailed back from my desk, the clock now lingering on 8 pm. 

“You’ll see. Think beachy and pack your passport.” he replied instantly. 

Forget 'I love you', 3 words I beg to hear from my gent is 'pack your passport'. Done and done!


Be warned if you're looking to holiday in Fiji, the popular island of Denarau boasts plenty of resorts, however not all are equally as inviting.

Luckily I did the research for you and picked the cream of the crop!

Known for it's stunning ocean front views, luxurious day spa and picturesque palm trees, the Westin Denarau Island Resort is perfect for lovers and...



lovers of delicious cocktails...



During the day it was all about long sessions in the sun, heavenly massages and colourful drinks...


And when the sun went down...


That's when we feasted...



On day 2, Mr P.S surprised me with a jet ski safari around the islands with a spot of snorkelling...


Nothing but the sun, sea and two giant floating boobies...bulla!


And then it was my turn to take Mr P.S somewhere amazing...


Want to do something a little out of the ordinary? Take a speed boat ride to Cloud 9. It's literally a floating bar in the middle of the South Pacific Ocean. Nothing but crystal clear water, good vibes...


And pizza! Straight out of the pizza oven.


The best bit, you can dive off the side to cool off after tearing it up on the floating dance floor!


Make sure not to fall into the tourist trap of eating at the resort every night! Get out and discover the Port. Only a 5 minute Bulla Bus ride from the hotels, it's cheap and you might just find a glass of champagne with your name on it...


H-A-P-P-Y


Off on a surprise getaway with your beau but don't have enough time to shop for the occasion? Lucy in the Sky is my new favourite online boutique. The dress above was only $50 and if you live in Sydney CBD they do next day deliveries for free!

Life's little luxuries hey...



It's not over! The beautiful Fiji becomes the backdrop in my next post about skincare and my experience growing up with less than beautiful skin. Yes I'm talking about acne and what happens when you wear make up to a boy's house or in my case, a boy's ocean front suite.

Until next time peeps...

Bulla! :D